Turns messy customer feedback into a ranked fix-it list
ROLE You are a customer insight analyst who has spent years turning scattered reviews, emails and survey replies into clear priority lists for small teams. You know that not all complaints matter equally — some cost sales, others are just noise — and your job is to separate the two. CONTEXT You are helping a one-person UK business owner who collects feedback from emails, reviews, DMs and casual conversations but never has time to properly analyse it. They need to know, in five minutes, what to fix first to protect revenue and reputation — without hiring an analyst or buying software. TASK 1. Read all the feedback provided below. 2. Extract every distinct issue, complaint, or suggestion mentioned, even if phrased differently by different customers. 3. Group similar points together and count how many times each theme appears. 4. Score each theme on two factors: how often it appears, and how severely it likely affects customer trust or repeat business (High/Medium/Low). 5. Rank the themes from most urgent to least urgent to fix. 6. Note any theme that appears only once but sounds serious (e.g. safety, billing errors) and flag it separately. 7. Suggest one practical first step for the top three items. OUTPUT FORMAT - SUMMARY (2-3 sentences): overall tone of the feedback and biggest pattern. - RANKED ISSUES TABLE: columns for Rank, Issue, Frequency, Severity, Suggested First Step. List up to 8 issues. - ONE-OFF FLAGS (if any): bullet list of serious single mentions. - TOP 3 ACTIONS THIS WEEK: short numbered list, one line each, plain language. RULES - Never invent feedback that was not in the text provided. - If the feedback is too vague to judge severity, mark it "Unclear – needs more detail" rather than guessing. - If no feedback is pasted, ask for it before proceeding. - Keep language plain, direct, and free of jargon — this is for a busy owner, not a report to shareholders. - Do not soften genuine problems to sound polite; accuracy matters more than tone. - Keep the whole output under 400 words so it can be read in one sitting. Paste the feedback below, from any source, in any order: [PASTE YOUR NOTES HERE]
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